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Name:
Matthew High
Birthdate:
11 March
External Services:
  • matthigh@livejournal.com
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Born in 1367 to a mad Russian scientist and his winsome mistress, I was abandoned to a pack of wild dingoes when I was three. Twenty years later, I was rescued by a time travelling monkey, brought five thousand years into the future where I valiantly fought off the merciless Zorg warlords and their hordes of doombots. As a reward, I was granted a Helm of Perfectness, which I lost in a poker game the following weekend. Despondent, I travelled back in time, until I ended up as a mild-mannered cog at a comic book distribution company, where no one knows about my secret powers.

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